Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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