K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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