Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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