i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize