The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
wow bdsm is so cute
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