it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
And then he peed in my hair
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