the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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