I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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