there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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