I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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