i barfeds in our rink
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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