brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We left the knife in your bed.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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