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  I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.

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  (713): I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/unpl
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  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 15, 13 at 2:10pm

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  So you've taken 4 shots? I guess it could be 5 if you count the "0th" minute.

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    Submitted by cannabislecter on Feb 15, 13 at 6:08pm

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    Yup, we officially have a Badass here.

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  Submitted by ck24 on Feb 15, 13 at 2:30pm

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  I get a boner when girls puke and try to act pathetic....

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  Submitted by 7nom_nom7 on Feb 15, 13 at 5:00pm

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  So now the cupcakes are gonna taste like shit? Great job.

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