Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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