Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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