my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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