just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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