I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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