Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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