Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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