i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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