i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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