just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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