K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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