So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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