his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize