careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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