There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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