I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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