Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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