New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i've created a new STD.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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