no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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