Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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