Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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