You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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