i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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