I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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