she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
do herpes really smell.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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