you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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