If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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