i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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