the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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