I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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