The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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