Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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