She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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