'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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