I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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