If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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