They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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