physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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